What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.